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v7 · hebrewThe Hebrew round
English is solved: Onyx narrates the site, free and local. Hebrew is a different country. The engines that read English beautifully either do not speak Hebrew at all or garble it, and every Hebrew mistake lands in front of a native speaker. Three takes below, one honest failure among them, and the options that remain.
01 · ListenThree takes, one honest failure
02 · EvidenceTranscribed back, word against word
| Take | The check heard | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| Your voice · v3 | לפעמים הדרך הטובה ביותר לקרוא מאמר היא פשוט להקשיב לו… | near-perfect |
| Brian · Hebrew | לפעמים הדרך הטובה ביותר לקרוא מאמר היא פשוט להקשיב לו… | near-perfect |
| Local · Chatterbox MTL | לפעמים הדחת ובאוטר לקרום המהלי פשט, להקשיב לו… | garbled |
The checker itself is a small multilingual model, so tiny deviations are its noise rather than the voice's — but the local take's failure is not subtle: הדרך הטובה became הדחת ובאוטר. This matches a month of ledger history: every local engine that touches Hebrew breaks somewhere — niqqud read as Arabic, homographs flipped, and now this.
03 · The optionsWhere Hebrew can go from here
| Option | Cost class | The trade |
|---|---|---|
| ElevenLabs v3, your clone | credits | The proven path. Your own voice on your own Hebrew pages reads as authored, not narrated. Homographs need the pronunciation-dictionary workflow the story pipeline already built. |
| ElevenLabs v3, Brian | credits | One narrator identity across both languages. The accent is the question only your ear can answer. |
| VoxCPM, your clone (local) | $0 | The story pipeline's measured local winner for Hebrew — but only WITHOUT niqqud, with known homograph misses, and slower than realtime. Worth a sample in the next round if the paid takes displease. |
| Azure / Google Hebrew neural | ~$1–2 one-time | Competent, cheap, full SSML. Generic narrator character; no cloning of you. Untested here — no account keys on this machine yet. |
| Phonikud + Hebrew-specific TTS | $0, research | The proper fix for unpointed Hebrew (a dedicated grapheme-to-phoneme layer), and not a plug-and-play tool yet. Watch, do not build on. |
The public site's Hebrew corpus is tiny — the real Hebrew lives in a few protected topics. At that scale the paid options cost a few hundred credits total, so unlike the English decision, price genuinely does not matter here. Pick purely by ear: your voice, or the site's voice speaking Hebrew.
04 · NextOne ear decision
Play the first two takes. If one of them reads Hebrew the way you want your pages read, the Hebrew story is closed with a few hundred credits a year. If neither does, the next round samples VoxCPM locally and prices an Azure key.